could you be trying any harder?
holy shit, honey, where did you find those jeans? i swear to fucking christ i lost those in 1991.
you ever look at someone and just know the amount of soap-opera-levels of botox and disappointment their future holds? we’ve got the creepy Magic 8-Ball for that shit.
AntiDuckface
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
it's called "duckface."
because, you know, it makes you look like a duck
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN'T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
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