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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>you know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect shot of yourself for myspace?  

you know, the one where you push your mouth out in that weird combination of a pout and a kissy face make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips and model-quality cheekbones?

it’s called “duckface”
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN’T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
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</description><title>Stop Making That Duckface!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @antiduckface)</generator><link>http://antiduckface.com/</link><item><title>holy. fucking. shit.  honey, you have GOT to be kidding us.  you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ouH6C91qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ouH6C91qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ouH6C91qzbaqlo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ouH6C91qzbaqlo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;holy. fucking. shit.  honey, you have GOT to be kidding us.  you do NOT leave the house looking like this for real… do you?  oh fuck, you do, don’t you.  you are everything we hate about the club scene, sweetie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/440900217</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/440900217</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:16:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>unearthly orange with a ridiculous foofy ruffle on her shirt. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7fh3yDX1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7fh3yDX1qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7fh3yDX1qzbaqlo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;unearthly orange with a ridiculous foofy ruffle on her shirt.  why are we not surprised by the pale lipstick and the duckface?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/440897141</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/440897141</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:13:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>the person who sent us this one wants everyone to let this guy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7coJqNt1qzbaqlo1_r2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7coJqNt1qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the person who sent us this one wants everyone to let this guy know he’s way too old to be making this face as often as he does.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;::edit:: sorry about the pic-removed slideshow weirdness, but one of the pics had to go.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/440884335</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/440884335</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>oh sweeties, you poor, poor things.  we feel for you, we really...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7abW3Tg1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;oh sweeties, you poor, poor things.  we feel for you, we really do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/438702550</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/438702550</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:24:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>here’s a good example of why not to take pictures holding...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy79h5jNt1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;here’s a good example of why not to take pictures holding the camera like this — the angle gives you totally freakish arms.  add the duckface to that, and we’re about to run screaming.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/438700567</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/438700567</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:22:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>this is a view that we do not ever, ever want to see in real...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy77x9yqx1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is a view that we do not ever, ever want to see in real life.  *shudder*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/438698250</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/438698250</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:20:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>you aren’t even talking on that phone, are you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy791COkH1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;you aren’t even talking on that phone, are you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/438679564</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/438679564</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>we dig the haircut, but lady, the nails and the duckface just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6q3vG8V1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;we dig the haircut, but lady, the nails and the duckface just kill the look.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/436562326</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/436562326</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:34:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>scottish duckface!  the person who sent us these says...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6ksPt3P1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6ksPt3P1qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6ksPt3P1qzbaqlo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6ksPt3P1qzbaqlo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;scottish duckface!  the person who sent us these says “&lt;i&gt;These are photos from throughout university up in Scotland - this is in fact, normal behaviour for these girls on nights out.&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/436557313</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/436557313</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:29:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>hold on a second, we’re waiting for her head to completely...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6hl9Jlt1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hold on a second, we’re waiting for her head to completely detach from her body and start spinning around or something.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/436542484</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/436542484</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:14:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>the person who sent us this one said it better than we could...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy66c3URi1qzbaqlo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the person who sent us this one said it better than we could ourselves.  “&lt;i&gt;she encompasses all that is awesome about the duckface: the orange skin (while living in LA), super caked on makeup, pale lipstick like a god damned Bratz doll and eye make up a raccoon could be jealous over. &lt;/i&gt;“&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/436529262</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/436529262</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahladygaga:


Gaga kisses for you all!
Submitted by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz01jpIh4r1qza4gto1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahladygaga.tumblr.com/post/436238869/gaga-kisses-for-you-all-submitted-by" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahladygaga&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gaga kisses for you all!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted by &lt;a href="http://traceychieng.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;traceychieng&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



they say kisses, but we see duckface.  

goddamn, we can’t help loving this woman, duckface or no. 

&lt;iframe name="shopstyle_search" width="360" height="156" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" style="display:block;" src="http://widget.shopstyle.com/widget?pid=uid7801-912651-54&amp;fts=kat%20von%20d%20makeup%20@%20sephora&amp;cat=Any&amp;width=5&amp;height=1&amp;size=Small"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/436285904</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/436285904</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:52:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>this is another one of those poses you only see on the internet....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy6gzwF2c1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is another one of those poses you only see on the internet.  or in porn.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/434987874</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/434987874</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:05:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>what are we doing here, girlfriend?  throwing gang signs? ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy61kRTcF1qzbaqlo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;what are we doing here, girlfriend?  throwing gang signs?  pointing at your iphone?  good fashion choice, btw, matching your hat and your phone.  but seriously now, just between you and us… that stupid fucking face you’re making has &lt;i&gt;got&lt;/i&gt; to go.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/434986774</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/434986774</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:05:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>what the shit is going on here?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy5ssCKuv1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;what the shit is going on here?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/434362055</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/434362055</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:13:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>duckface on the left:  just a little more eyeliner, sweetie, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy5q1LFSg1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;duckface on the left:  just a little more eyeliner, sweetie, and your eyes will disappear altogether!&lt;br/&gt;
duckface on the right:  uh, honey?  the cheekbones that face gives you aren’t flattering, and it’s totally not worth the wrinkles you’re making around your mouth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/434349387</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/434349387</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>baby, you ain’t foolin’ us.  get your hands off that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7wjyH8Y1qzbaqlo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;baby, you ain’t foolin’ us.  get your hands off that nice little girl (because we &lt;i&gt;know&lt;/i&gt; you aren’t interested) and get your ass over here so we can smack that duckface off your pretty little mouth.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;we’ll do it nicely.  we promise.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/434080722</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/434080722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:44:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>can we just fucking nuke the entire jersey shore already? ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyufb3QzVX1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;can we just fucking nuke the entire jersey shore already?  let’s take a hint from &lt;a href="http://www.republicnola.com/" target="_blank"&gt;republic&lt;/a&gt; in new orleans:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyufagnvlH1qa15jco1_r1_400.jpg" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/429562240</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/429562240</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:33:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>we are WAY too busy dancing around the living room listening to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kystisTYTl1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;we are WAY too busy dancing around the living room listening to the &lt;a href="http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestofbootie2009/Best%20of%20Bootie%202009/20%20DJ%20Tripp%20-%20Just%20Stop%20Believin%27%20(Lady%20Gaga%20vs.%20Journey).mp3" target="_blank"&gt;lady gaga + journey “just stop believin’” mashup&lt;/a&gt; (shut the fuck up, you’d be dancing too if someone put it on your itunes) to snark about this one, so we’ll just go with what she sent us:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“&lt;i&gt;today I was going through my old MySpace folders, and out of all 759 pics, I found ONE duckfaced one. What’s worse is that not only do I have duckface, I have sunglasses on inside, the stupid peace sign, taking a deep angle pic of myself in my bathroom. Oh I’m so ashamed that I just have to send it in. Dammit peer pressure!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;fuck peer pressure, we have dancing to do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/427946057</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/427946057</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:18:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>holy shit, this one’s a serial duckfacer.  the person who...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrrdjCNH01qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrrdjCNH01qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrrdjCNH01qzbaqlo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrrdjCNH01qzbaqlo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;holy shit, this one’s a serial duckfacer.  the person who sent us this included 18 different pics of this girl and she’s making the same face in every single one.  EIGHTFUCKINGTEEN DIFFERENT PICS, PEOPLE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://antiduckface.com/post/426548258</link><guid>http://antiduckface.com/post/426548258</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:01:27 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
