you know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet? you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones? it’s called “duckface” STOP DOING IT. IT ISN’T SEXY. YOU LOOK STUPID. REALLY, REALLY STUPID. and follow us on ♥♥ tell tumblr you ♥ us! ♥♥ found some duckface? send it to antiduckface @gmail.com! privacy policy and picture use/removal urban outfitters plaid Tumblr (3.0; @antiduckface)http://antiduckface.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83vekyNaT1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>um… did anyone notice these duckfaces heads are, like, a completely different color than the rest of their bodies?</p> <p>is that the kind of thing you mention to a girl, or do they do that on purpose?!?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1052450206http://antiduckface.com/post/1052450206Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:00:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83v86j3fK1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>honey, you’ve got a lit cigarette in a closed bathroom.</p> <p>we’re sorry for anyone who ever has to stand near you.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1052300831http://antiduckface.com/post/1052300831Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:00:00 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83vpmnSNM1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sometimes, all you can say is </p> <p>WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN</p> <p>and then your brain shuts off and just kind of goes <i>glurg.. gah… urgh</i> for a while.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1051965827http://antiduckface.com/post/1051965827Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:08:10 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l839e6P8Ev1qzbaqlo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>okay, guys, tell the truth: which one of you took miley cyrus to tijuana and stuffed her full of puffy-face-inducing cheap tequila and back-alley lip injections? or is that just some nasty cokebloat she’s got going on there?</p> <p>more horrifying miley over at <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/38664?page=1" target="_blank">dlisted</a>!</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1049832846http://antiduckface.com/post/1049832846Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:06:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xytkj9Aw1qzbaqlo7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>honey, we think you might just have a little problem, here.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1046574843http://antiduckface.com/post/1046574843Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:39:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xylv563C1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this duckface chick must have different face muscles than we do, because we can’t even come close to imitating this pic.<br/><br/> and yes, we’re drunk enough that we’re trying. and no, we’re NOT uploading the video. maybe. y’all are here for duckfaces, not drunkfaces. <br/><br/></p> <center><a href="http://www.gilt.com/invite/adf2010" target="_blank"><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l822esN6pa1qa15jco1_400.jpg" border="0"/></a></center>http://antiduckface.com/post/1046575387http://antiduckface.com/post/1046575387Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:39:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xz0gXBpJ1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh fuck yeah, girlfriend, you are hard as fuck.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1046575147http://antiduckface.com/post/1046575147Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:39:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xyl6luFT1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this pic is kinda creeping us out and we can’t quite figure out why. maybe because it looks like it might turn into a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSaurw6E_Q" target="_blank">thing like this</a> pretty damn quickly.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1041489682http://antiduckface.com/post/1041489682Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:45:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xyizUfUz1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>we just had a little discussion here at antiduckface HQ, and we all agree: if someone stuck a camera over a bathroom stall door and tried to snap a pic of any of us while we were taking a shit, that picture would be of us yelling while trying to smack the camera out of the person’s hands.</p> <p>this duckface chick, however, sees a camera coming over the toilet stall and thinks “oh yeah, i’ll totally pose for this pic!”</p> <p>seriously, who DOES that?!?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1041436180http://antiduckface.com/post/1041436180Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:25:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xy46j59f1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>duckface in the front? that’s quite enough of that, jailbait. now go to your room, young lady.</p> <p>duckface in the back? girlfriend, your upper lip looks like silly putty that got chewed up by a bulldog, and nobody wants to look at that, k?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1041411988http://antiduckface.com/post/1041411988Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:16:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xxp4Z43K1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is a joke, right?</p> <p>y’all are messing with us by sending in this one… right?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1041368195http://antiduckface.com/post/1041368195Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xxihaEz71qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>honey, we know you’re trying to get us to notice your tits, but you look like you’re trying to kiss your own nose, and that’s just squicking us out, k?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1035963220http://antiduckface.com/post/1035963220Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:00:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xxg4VhuK1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>we hope to god there was as much alcohol involved in this picture as it looks like there was. that’s the only excuse for anything at all going on here.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1035918560http://antiduckface.com/post/1035918560Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:45:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xxdkkBQx1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh shit, don’t piss her off, guys. she looks like she <i>eats souls</i>.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1035875106http://antiduckface.com/post/1035875106Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:30:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xxejWxAp1qzbaqlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>okay, sweetie, if you’re gonna overdose on the orange fake tanner, at least <i>try</i> to get all your body parts the same color. you notice how your hand and arm don’t come close to matching that neon orange duckface of yours?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1035829168http://antiduckface.com/post/1035829168Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:15:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xx0o5voY1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>didn’t that hairstyle go out in like 2005? oh well, guess you can’t expect a duckface to keep up with fashion…</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1035783953http://antiduckface.com/post/1035783953Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7r07neg7k1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is quite possibly the most astonishing thing we’ve ever seen.</p> <p>congrats, soon-to-be-mister duckface. your bride-to-be is one classy, classy lady.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1013193282http://antiduckface.com/post/1013193282Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:00:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7r02k71jq1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>thanks to everyone who sent us this horrible picture of Rachel From Big Brother 12. you people are all out to kill our love of redheads, aren’t you?</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1015980562http://antiduckface.com/post/1015980562Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qzyygLGy1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you guys caption this one.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1014584198http://antiduckface.com/post/1014584198Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qz9yW9is1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sometimes on the internet, you see one of those pictures that makes you question the entire future of the human race.</p> <p>this is one of those pictures.</p>http://antiduckface.com/post/1014381806http://antiduckface.com/post/1014381806Thu, 26 Aug 2010 07:00:00 -0700