um… did anyone notice these duckfaces heads are, like, a completely different color than the rest of their bodies?

is that the kind of thing you mention to a girl, or do they do that on purpose?!?

honey, you’ve got a lit cigarette in a closed bathroom.

we’re sorry for anyone who ever has to stand near you.

sometimes, all you can say is

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

and then your brain shuts off and just kind of goes glurg.. gah… urgh for a while.

okay, guys, tell the truth: which one of you took miley cyrus to tijuana and stuffed her full of puffy-face-inducing cheap tequila and back-alley lip injections? or is that just some nasty cokebloat she’s got going on there?

more horrifying miley over at dlisted!

this duckface chick must have different face muscles than we do, because we can’t even come close to imitating this pic.

and yes, we’re drunk enough that we’re trying. and no, we’re NOT uploading the video. maybe. y’all are here for duckfaces, not drunkfaces.