we like how she’s tastefully matched her eyeshadow and lipstick to her laundry hamper. très chic, dahling.
is there like a trend of matching your eyeshadow to your bathroom that someone has forgotten to fill us in on? do we need to fire our stylist again? john, you are so fucking fired.
fuck, man, if we’d known the party was gonna go that way, we’d totally have stayed.
oh yeah. that’s fucking HOT.
AntiDuckface
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
it's called "duckface."
because, you know, it makes you look like a duck
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN'T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
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