this is a joke, right?

y’all are messing with us by sending in this one… right?

honey, we know you’re trying to get us to notice your tits, but you look like you’re trying to kiss your own nose, and that’s just squicking us out, k?

we hope to god there was as much alcohol involved in this picture as it looks like there was. that’s the only excuse for anything at all going on here.

oh shit, don’t piss her off, guys. she looks like she eats souls.

okay, sweetie, if you’re gonna overdose on the orange fake tanner, at least try to get all your body parts the same color. you notice how your hand and arm don’t come close to matching that neon orange duckface of yours?