holy tarballs , people, we are shocked, appalled, and astonished. someone pour us another round of mojitos so we can get up the courage to say this:

we apologize to new jersey.

north carolina has knocked new jersey off the duckface throne. they should shoot the next season of jersey shore in whatever godforsaken beach towns exist in north carolina.

this ain’t all, folks. just like new jersey, there was too much north carolina duckface for one post… we had to make another!