(this is north carolina post #2 if y’all wanna start at the beginning of the NC duckface)

fun fact of the day: there’s a town in north carolina named “Fuquay Varina.” no, really, it’s a real place, and we got an email from there titled “fuckway vagina, north carolina.”

you poor bastards, no wonder you’re so messed up that you make more duckface than new jersey (we almost had to go to three posts to get all the north carolina duckface in). but hey, thanks for making us laugh so hard that one of us actually fell off the couch and hurt his pretty little face against the big mean coffee table.

we dedicate the north carolina post to fuquay varina, north carolina, and also to our friend tim, who is also being a total fuckway vagina about his face (YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A BLACK EYE, YOU EFFING PUSSY, AND ANYWAY YOU SPILLED YOUR STUPID PINK GIRLY DRINK ON OUR CARPET SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SILLY BITCH)