clean. your. fucking. bathroom. mirror.
and get that bathroom stocked with some deep conditioner. seriously. soon.
okay, a) if you’re gonna dye your hair black, do your eyebrows too, because seriously, no one has black-as-a-wannabe-goth’s-soul hair and crayola-brown eyebrows (and seriously, honey, did you actually use a crayola for those overplucked eyebrows?) and b) the blown-out contrast makes that monroe piercing look like a big fat hairy mole perched on your duckface.
in short, ew, fix it, k?
AntiDuckface
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
it's called "duckface."
because, you know, it makes you look like a duck
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN'T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
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