okay, lady, everything from the cheekbones down has got to go. GOT. TO. GO. those ruffles? so totally recycled-80s-prom-dress, and not in a good way, sweetie.
you can repay our fashion advice with those spare tickets to the next lady gaga show, k?
is “doing your best to look like a puggle” totally in this season or something? fucking hell, do we need to fire our stylist friend again?!?
um, okay, we’re gonna ignore everything else about this picture and just tell you to fix those fingernails, k?
awwww shit, REPEAT OFFENDERS!
GET AWAY FROM US WITH THAT HAIRDRYER, JUSTIN BIEBER. WE DO NOT WANT BIEBERHAIRS. JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU ARE SCARING US.
AntiDuckface
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
it's called "duckface."
because, you know, it makes you look like a duck
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN'T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
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