![okay, sweetie, we’ll ignore the duckface for now and just start from the top. you go get yourself some volumizing shampoo, some foundation that actually matches your skin tone without looking so powdery, a tutorial on blending eye makeup, and some lip gloss with better staying power. we’ll wait. (and oh my GAWD michael wins the gay award for writing that —john)](https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7c3hvLOBJ1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg)
okay, sweetie, we’ll ignore the duckface for now and just start from the top. you go get yourself some volumizing shampoo, some foundation that actually matches your skin tone without looking so powdery, a tutorial on blending eye makeup, and some lip gloss with better staying power. we’ll wait. (and oh my GAWD michael wins the gay award for writing that —john)