we love the faux-shocked look in this duckface’s eyes. we KNOW you’re taking this picture of yourself, sweetie, and we’re pretty sure you’re not dumb enough to actually be surprised by your own hand holding a camera. although that’d be pretty funny. “OH HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THAT *flashsnap* oh tee hee, it was just my own hand holding my camera, ha ha!”

also, honey? put down the tweezers for like a year, okay? that shit just ain’t right.