all you people from new jersey keep telling us that people from jersey don’t actually look like this, and that we’re total dicks for believing that stupid-ass jersey shore show.

and then others of you from new jersey send us pictures like this bright orange duckface, and ask us to make sure people know she’s actually from jersey.

if you’re going to keep mindfucking us like this, new jersey, at least buy our brains some tequila first. our brains turn into total sluts when you give them tequila.