dear everyone,

tie-dye sucks and you should stop wearing it right now because you look like an idiot*, especially if your makeup and fake tanner budget obviously surpasses the GDP of several third-world nations.

sincerely,
the antiduckface crew (a.k.a. “a bunch of jackasses who care way too much about other peoples’ fashion choices”)

* if you were actually a hippie in the 1960s and still wear tie-dye, you get a pass, because goddamn, you’re old.