oh, fuck you, california. we drag our hungover butts out of bed this morning and it’s a gazillion degrees outside and there’s no fucking coffee and we’re pissed off.

so today, we hate our own state. california, you’re an embarrassment. an overly-tanned, too goddamned skinny, hipster-loving duckfaced embarrassment.

due to our state being overpopulated with skinny-jeans-wearing duckfaces, we had to dump more california duckface into a second post.