everything’s bigger in texas, including the amount of duckface they can send us. we had to split texas duckface into two posts.
we truly appreciate the fact that texans went out of their way to send us duckface with cowboy boots AND duckface with the rebel flag, thus validating a couple stereotypes we had about texas.
if anyone wants to send us texas duckfaces riding horses or cows (we’re pretty sure you can ride a cow), or posing with guns, monster trucks, rattlesnakes, armadillos, or with big hair… we’ll post ‘em.
see, we got a big fat speeding ticket in texas because of the effed-up texas “OH HEY WE HAVE A DIFFERENT SPEED LIMIT ON INTERSTATES AT NIGHT” thing and apparently being as pretty as we are and driving a big rented SUV with california plates through texas at 5 mph over the “nighttime” speed limit outside amarillo is enough to get you pulled over.
so screw texas. we’ll post as much texas duckface as you send us.
