so this one time we were totally partying with miley cyrus at chateau marmont and we got her stupid drunk off like three tequila shots because my GOD she is a tiny person in real life and she did that obnoxious drunk “aaaahm gunna tell y’all mah laaahf stoooory” thing and said that everyone in tennessee made duckface because of her, and like she totally started that trend there. then she posed for all those duckface pics of herself just to rep tennessee. **
** note: this didn’t actually happen. please don’t sue us, billy ray cyrus.