okay, baby, don’t take this the wrong way or anything, but we had to tell you… you’ve got something on your face. it’s your lips, sweetie. you see how everyone around you looks like a normal functional human being and you look like some sort of unholy human/duck hybrid?
you have the power to do something about this, girlfriend. your friends have asked us to help you, and we’re here to tell you that you’ve got the power to help yourself stop looking so effing silly in every pic, ok?