Anti Duckface. Stop making that duckface!
today we learned that french duckface is called “cul de poule,” and that this is an extraordinarily fine example of cul de poule. we say again: really, france? are you TRYING to keep us away? and to think, as 16-year-old misunderstood artsy kids, we all longed to be in you. metaphorically, of course. mostly metaphorically. some of us were apparently total perverts with teenage delusions of doing dirty things to a croissant in front of the eiffel tower, but man, john’s a total nutcase and we try not to pay any attention to him anymore.

today we learned that french duckface is called “cul de poule,” and that this is an extraordinarily fine example of cul de poule.

we say again: really, france? are you TRYING to keep us away? and to think, as 16-year-old misunderstood artsy kids, we all longed to be in you. metaphorically, of course. mostly metaphorically. some of us were apparently total perverts with teenage delusions of doing dirty things to a croissant in front of the eiffel tower, but man, john’s a total nutcase and we try not to pay any attention to him anymore.

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AntiDuckface

you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?


it's called "duckface."

because, you know, it makes you look like a duck

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN'T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.


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