![aaaah, oklahoma city, deep in america’s heartland… home of fake-tanned bleach blond duckfaces, just like everywhere else in this country. wait, does oklahoma count as “america’s heartland?” we drove through there once on a cross country road trip and can’t remember a damn thing about it.](https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2pcz2o6Vp1qzbaqlo1_500.jpg)
aaaah, oklahoma city, deep in america’s heartland… home of fake-tanned bleach blond duckfaces, just like everywhere else in this country.
wait, does oklahoma count as “america’s heartland?” we drove through there once on a cross country road trip and can’t remember a damn thing about it.