Anti Duckface. Stop making that duckface!
two things we totally fucking hate in one pic! duckface AND those stupid drapey tentlike shirts that make every chick look knocked up. ladies, unless you’re actively incubating a critter in your tum-tum, these tops are not for you. yeah, okay, we know shirts like this totally hide your muffin-top, but seriously? do yourself a favor and just buy a size up in the jeans and go back to wearing shirts that actually look good on you.

two things we totally fucking hate in one pic! duckface AND those stupid drapey tentlike shirts that make every chick look knocked up. ladies, unless you’re actively incubating a critter in your tum-tum, these tops are not for you. yeah, okay, we know shirts like this totally hide your muffin-top, but seriously? do yourself a favor and just buy a size up in the jeans and go back to wearing shirts that actually look good on you.

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    Because everybody knows...women have always and should only ever dress for no other reason...
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    Their verdict is apparently in, but I’m actually on the fence as to the preggers or
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    my professor wore...sweater gown thing that kind of draped around
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    technical term for them is “babydoll shirts” or “babydoll dresses”. Only pregnant women should be allowed
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    OMG YES. Those damn shirts. They might be cute or whatever,...me because they look like...
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    OH MY GOD I HATE THOSE SHIRTS TOO
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AntiDuckface

you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?


it's called "duckface."

because, you know, it makes you look like a duck

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN'T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.


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