okay, ladies? we know you get all proud of getting knocked up and want to show off the parasitic little miracle of life you’ve got gestating inside your ever-growing belly, but can you find some way to do it without looking like you’re holding your crotch like a five year old who has to go wee wee?

also, can we add “duckface” to the list of things you’re not supposed to do while you’re pregnant? you know, no drinking, no smoking, no duckface?