the person who sent us this one says “We are OBSESSED with your website and look at it every day. Basically, we first wanted to turn in a serious duckface photo to see what would happen. However, it took about 5 minutes and many attempts, as well as various angles and photobooth effects, to even get to this point. We’re pretty satisfied but figured you should be the judge.”
okay, since they give us permission, we’re gonna judge (hoo boy are we gonna judge), and we invite y’all to judge it too:
how fucking pathetic is this email?