Anti Duckface. Stop making that duckface!
the person who sent us this one says “We are OBSESSED with your website and look at it every day. Basically, we first wanted to turn in a serious duckface photo to see what would happen. However, it took about 5 minutes and many attempts, as well as various angles and photobooth effects, to even get to this point. We’re pretty satisfied but figured you should be the judge.” okay, since they give us permission, we’re gonna judge (hoo boy are we gonna judge), and we invite y’all to judge it too: how fucking pathetic is this email?

the person who sent us this one says “We are OBSESSED with your website and look at it every day. Basically, we first wanted to turn in a serious duckface photo to see what would happen. However, it took about 5 minutes and many attempts, as well as various angles and photobooth effects, to even get to this point. We’re pretty satisfied but figured you should be the judge.

okay, since they give us permission, we’re gonna judge (hoo boy are we gonna judge), and we invite y’all to judge it too:

how fucking pathetic is this email?

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  1. swid answered: Probably more pathetic than people that unintentionally do duckfaces… which is very.
  2. cgunn answered: they look like linda blair & john lennon. guess whose who.
  3. prettyflyforabonsai answered: Unbelievably fucking pathetic.
  4. grizzlymama answered: They just want attention. So, to answer your question… very.
  5. cowmilk answered: well i have to say they both are very ugly.
  6. zombnom answered: Not even successful duckface, over-the-scale success in patheticness.
  7. dougk answered: so
  8. spices-for-violet answered: Don’t they know that the website is TAKING THE PISS?!
  9. mypantsareonfire answered: is there a gene i’ve been previously unaware of?
  10. ra-pun-zel answered: 300 in a scale of 1 to 10. Happy new year duckfaces!
  11. teamlaurenwins answered: pretty fucking pathetic.
  12. cheshirecat answered: Fucking pathetic.
  13. floruit answered: new breed. Girls who hate duckfacers,who are actually closet ducked faced ducks
  14. refrshingapathy answered: pretty goddamned pathetic. at least they admit they’re faking it.
  15. mild-ewy answered: i didn’t know they could actually do a duckface wrong.
  16. yrstruly answered: tragic
  17. reinhorenesque answered: EPIC PATHETIC. DOT COM.
  18. downwithmouse answered: Pretty pathetic…kinda fishing there, ladies.
  19. thekeylime answered: They wanted to see what would happen? They look like duck-faced idiots; that’s what happened.
  20. dutchessofkircaldy answered: so…wait…they tried to make a duckface just to get on the site? pretty pathetic
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AntiDuckface

you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?


it's called "duckface."

because, you know, it makes you look like a duck

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN'T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.


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