yeah, you’re just driving along, looking all hot and shit, wearing those aviator shades you picked up from the clearance bin at old navy, making that duckface, and there just happens to be a paparazzi with a camera who jumped on your hood and snapped this pic (like, omigod, how embarrassing, you hadn’t even had a chance to wash your hair or anything that day!) while you were stopped at a light or something.

that kind of stuff happens to us all the time here in hollywood. we feel your pain.