antiduckface confessional time:

“Dear AntiDuckFace.com,

Unfortunately, I am the offender in this picture. The only thing I can think to say that might save my dignity is that this is the only duckface picture I’ve ever taken.

Wait! I have some more things I can think to say: I’m not wearing any crazy eyeliner (or any makeup for that matter), the orange is due to the camera setting (I’ve never used any tanning products in my life, and I’ve never been to a tanning salon), I took this a year ago, and it is only a very slight duckface. Am I forgiven? “

hmm. well, my child, you seem sorry for your sins. send us a bottle of good tequila and your sins will be forgiven.