Anti Duckface. Stop making that duckface!
antiduckface confessional time: “Dear AntiDuckFace.com,Unfortunately, I am the offender in this picture. The only thing I can think to say that might save my dignity is that this is the only duckface picture I’ve ever taken. Wait! I have some more things I can think to say: I’m not wearing any crazy eyeliner (or any makeup for that matter), the orange is due to the camera setting (I’ve never used any tanning products in my life, and I’ve never been to a tanning salon), I took this a year ago, and it is only a very slight duckface. Am I forgiven? “ hmm. well, my child, you seem sorry for your sins. send us a bottle of good tequila and your sins will be forgiven.

antiduckface confessional time:

Dear AntiDuckFace.com,

Unfortunately, I am the offender in this picture. The only thing I can think to say that might save my dignity is that this is the only duckface picture I’ve ever taken.

Wait! I have some more things I can think to say: I’m not wearing any crazy eyeliner (or any makeup for that matter), the orange is due to the camera setting (I’ve never used any tanning products in my life, and I’ve never been to a tanning salon), I took this a year ago, and it is only a very slight duckface. Am I forgiven?

hmm. well, my child, you seem sorry for your sins. send us a bottle of good tequila and your sins will be forgiven.

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AntiDuckface

you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?


it's called "duckface."

because, you know, it makes you look like a duck

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN'T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.


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