we’re a little frightened of this dude.
“First off, I want to let you know, I appreciate what you’re doing, I really do. Something obviously needs to be done about the duckface situation, and I think what you are doing is a step in the right direction.
I’m sure, like me, you are a busy man so let me cut to the chase. You need to be more authoritative with this shit. I mean, you need to humiliate and degrade these duckface girls (and the occasional guy that does this, but, that isn’t as necessary, since he will probably get his ass kicked looking like that anyway, which should rectify the situation) beyond repair so other girls will learn a lesson. You should be so horrifyingly, unthinkably, and unacceptably degrading on the website, that you should have to hire a lawyer to really figure out what is legally acceptable to say.
I just moved out of the United States, and now live in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Now, I haven’t seen the problem here, at least as of yet. But, it does seem to be more of an American dilemma, so get to work so that when I visit home I don’t have to see this kind of shit at the beach or bars, this is national security we’re talking about here.
The ends justify the means.”