why the lipstick, ladies? what’s the thing you’re all doing when you put this shit on your face?

please, someone tell us what the fuck is up with this lipstick? we don’t get it. it’s gross as hell. we checked this month’s sephora catalog and a couple copies of american AND french AND italian vogue (SHUT UP WE TOTALLY SUBSCRIBE TO THEM FOR THE ARTICLES) and we don’t see this look anywhere.

why do y’all keep doing this to yourselves?