AAARGH!!  duckface and a GUN?!?  are the duckfaces declaring revenge on us?  we officially just shit our pants.

oh, wait, that’s a fake gun — the orange tip gives it away.  hey, wait a minute… bright orange tips on guns means they’re fake guns… what about those bright orange tans on all those duckface girls?  does that mean they’re fake people?!?

i think we’re on to something here…