okay, so maybe the cream-to-powder foundation just isn’t for your skin type, you know? and sweetie, leave those poor eyebrows alone, unless you enjoy looking like one of those methheads who just can’t stop plucking.

oh, and the fake eyelashes totally frame those sweet baby blue eyes, but they’re not distracting us from the fact that your mouth looks like it belongs on a 45-year-old chain smoker. so let’s knock off the duckface, mmmkay babe?