a Very Special Episode of antiduckface.com, part 5:

well, this picture is almost a relief after the last few, but man, we’re gonna have to call the folks over at Intervention before this gets any worse.

wait, wait, WAIT!  is that a kid in the backseat?  you’re doing this with your child in the car?  jesus christ, woman, do you even understand the depths you’ve sunk to, here?

(also, girl, we just gotta say… those highlights are WAY too ash-toned for your complexion.  yeah, we know, we’re gay as hell over here.  why else would we run this website?)