a Very Special Episode of antiduckface.com, part 3:
when duckface sets in this deeply, it’s bound to have side effects like this. do you see what happens, kids? don’t play with the duckface. you’ll wind up in your apartment kitchen with a counter full of cheap liquor, wearing some giant woman’s bra, shuffling through the freezer looking for.. uh.. whatever it is duckfaces keep in the freezer.