this is a prime example of how duckface makes you look like a baby that’s trying to figure out how to fart.

sweetie, you’ve got people out there that love you so much that they sent us your picture.  “The sad part about it all,” they tell us, “is that she makes the face in real life; at school, the mall, etc.  It’s not just for pictures anymore!”  do you hear the desperation in their voices?  just think of your poor, poor friends, being forced to watch you descend into the depths of this terrible addiction!  YOU CAN CHANGE!  YOU’RE STRONG!  YOU CAN DO THIS!