hello romanian duckface dude. did anyone ever tell you that you look like a cross between a low-rent rob pattinson and all the bad parts of the 1980s?
no?
well, that’s probably because you’re in romania. we hear you can’t get rpatz there and that the 80s didn’t happen or some shit like that. this old drunk guy at the bar tonight said so. at least, we think that’s what he said. he was pretty drunk and puked in his own shoes, which was hilarious.