Anti Duckface. Stop making that duckface!
hello romanian duckface dude. did anyone ever tell you that you look like a cross between a low-rent rob pattinson and all the bad parts of the 1980s? no? well, that’s probably because you’re in romania. we hear you can’t get rpatz there and that the 80s didn’t happen or some shit like that. this old drunk guy at the bar tonight said so. at least, we think that’s what he said. he was pretty drunk and puked in his own shoes, which was hilarious.

hello romanian duckface dude. did anyone ever tell you that you look like a cross between a low-rent rob pattinson and all the bad parts of the 1980s?

no?

well, that’s probably because you’re in romania. we hear you can’t get rpatz there and that the 80s didn’t happen or some shit like that. this old drunk guy at the bar tonight said so. at least, we think that’s what he said. he was pretty drunk and puked in his own shoes, which was hilarious.

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AntiDuckface

you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?


it's called "duckface."

because, you know, it makes you look like a duck

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN'T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.


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