oh hey look, some duckfaced lesfauxs. come on, ladies, we all know you’re only pretending to be into into box-on-box action to get some dick up in there.

seriously, straight dudes out there, do you fall for this shit? really?!?

::edit:: okay, the straight guys in the room have informed us that yes, they do totally fall for this shit, and can’t explain why. jesus.

we know you don’t have those cheekbones, sweetie, and we’re guessing there’s a little baby fat hanging out on that jawline too. nothin’ wrong with that, darlin’, but good lord, you look like a moron trying to hide it with extreme duckface.