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could you be trying any harder?
holy shit, honey, where did you find those jeans? i swear to fucking christ i lost those in 1991.
you ever look at someone and just know the amount of soap-opera-levels of botox and disappointment their future holds? we’ve got the creepy Magic 8-Ball for that shit.