sweetie, come here.

just a little closer, we’re gonna whisper you a little secret…

YOU LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS. stop making that incredibly vapid duckface, especially while you’re in that “ooops, oh my goodness! you can totally see my cleavage in that shot, tee hee, how embarrassing!” pose.

and while you’re at it, take that fairy print off your wall. what are you, twelve? do you have stuffed animals and movie star posters, too?