dude, your name is tiger, you have like a gajillion dollars in the bank, you’re married to a model, everyone in the free fucking world knows who you are… and you go and bang this duckface?
dude, call us. we need to talk about this. seriously.
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?
you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?