a cheap sparkly tiara, crepe paper streamers, that fancy plaid furniture, and drinking grey goose belvedere straight from the bottle. this duckface is pure class, i tell ya.
(thanks to the reader who corrected us on the brand of vodka. if it’d been whiskey, we would have gotten it right)
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?
you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?