honey, we know you’re trying to get us to notice your tits, but you look like you’re trying to kiss your own nose, and that’s just squicking us out, k?
you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?
you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?